Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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