I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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