Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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