What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You were trust falling into bushes
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