i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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