Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I met the friendliest cop last night
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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