I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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