Your mouth is God's brothel.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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