Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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