We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
