Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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