It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
