fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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