she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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