Can Purell be used as lube?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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