her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
...so i touched it.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Boobs are out for the taking
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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