Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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