So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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