Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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