Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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