I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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