So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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