so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
