Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I fill condoms, not promises.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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