she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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