Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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