im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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