Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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