A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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