doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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