Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Still dying that you shit outside
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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