Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude i'm inner monologue high
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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