Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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