It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
