Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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