the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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