This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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