My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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