WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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