All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
