Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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