Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I didn't notice because vodka
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
