you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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