it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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