You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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