My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
