I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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