Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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