My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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