i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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