Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
