Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
what day is it and did you see me today?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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